badnooks:

hey date me

free 2 week trial

(via happiest)

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy, via happiest)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via crystallized-teardrops)

it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am

(via palmist)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via happiest)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via encourage)